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TruTV.com Super Bowl Commercial – 2010

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:36:40 +0000

I don’t know which one is funnier. This one or the Brett Favre Hyundai Commercial. Another great commercial that is airing during this years Super Bowl.

We’re in trouble… The population of this country is 300 million.

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:02:23 +0000

Here is something I found written by an unknown author on google docs. Its a very serious matter!

We’re in trouble…
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.

Funny Comic: “I brought you presents, murder presents”

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:46:41 +0000

If you are a cat owner and you let your cat go outside once in a while, then you will understand this comic a little too well. If a cat catches a little rodent, the first thing he wants to do is show it off to his owner. Little does he realize that he just murdered another living creature. He thinks he did a good deed. This picture shows exactly what I’m referring to.

Meow! Thanks to LeftHandedToons.com

Fart Chart: Everything You Ever Wanted to know about Farting

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:08:14 +0000

Did you ever wonder where farts came from or how much someone farted every day? Well now we have an answer for you in the form of a chart. Once you get done reading this chart on passing gas, then you will have a better understanding of what it means to let off.

So now you know what farts are thanks to http://www.onlineeducation.net/farts/

Eddie Murray Almost Ended Cal Ripken’s Consecutive Game Streak

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:47:06 +0000

Apparently according to this picture, Eddie Murray came very close to ending Cal Ripken Jr.’s consecutive games played streak before it could even get started. All baseball fans know that Cal Ripken Jr. holds the record for the most baseball games played in the history of the game. He played 2632 consecutive games, breaking the record formerly held by Lou Gehrig. Imagine if the streak had ended because he accidentally got punched in the face by Eddie Murray during pre-game warmups! Well it looks like that almost happened…..

Eddie Murray Almost Ended Ripken Jr.'s Consecutive Games Streak!

Fred’s Site on YouTube.com – Over 2 Million Views

admin — Fri, 30 May 2008 00:02:42 +0000

Fred has released a new video on youtube.com. This latest video is about him going to the dentist, and is absolutely hilarious. This kid is going to be a star one day. Actually he already is. He has 116,316 subscribers to his YouTube site, and this number is going up almost every minute. He also has had over 2 million views of his site so far. Here is his latest video just released today:

It’s really amazing how kids as young as Fred can be this famous. Some of his videos have been viewed almost 3 million times. Thats more then just about every TV show.

To view Fred’s youtube.com page, simply visit the following URL:
http://www.youtube.com/Fred

10 of the Biggest Dorks On The Net

admin — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:12:19 +0000

Here are 10 picture profiles we have found along with some of the information these people put into their profiles which go along wonderfully with the images.

This guys profile says that he likes “gettin with hot women” and also is “a bully at school who makes all the dorks run and hide” I would run too if I saw this freak.

I think this guy incorporated every meaning of the word “dork” into one pathetic picture.

Stop crying you baby! You profile says that you are a future marine….. ok

This Guys profile claims that he has an amazing sense of style, and that the ladies adore it. What do you think?

The profile for the guy on the right claims that he is a game player…… What game playing is that? Pull the purple headed snake?

This girl enjoys her job as a waitress, but doesn’t like the way guys look at her. She “knows what they want.” Whats that? for her to disappear?

This guy really is in the army. Thats the scary thing.

I don’t think I can ever eat McDonalds Fries ever again!

This guy claims he’s looking for a job, and has what it takes to be a Photographer. Who wants a half dead guy taking pictures of them?

This dude claims that he has been told several times he looks like Tom Cruise. I’m all for fudging the facts if you must, at least put a fake picture up as well!