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TruTV.com Super Bowl Commercial – 2010

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:36:40 +0000

I don’t know which one is funnier. This one or the Brett Favre Hyundai Commercial. Another great commercial that is airing during this years Super Bowl.

Brett Favre Superbowl Commercial – 2010

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:31:30 +0000

This has to be one of the funniest commercials for this years Super Bowl. Brett Favre in 10 years.

The Universe is Larger then You Think!

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:32:37 +0000

So are you one of those people that think that the universe revolves around the Earth? Well maybe you should check out this chart to see how small we really are.

And you thought the Earth was big?

We’re in trouble… The population of this country is 300 million.

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:02:23 +0000

Here is something I found written by an unknown author on google docs. Its a very serious matter!

We’re in trouble…
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.

Craigslist Ad: “Will Trade Testicle for Super Bowl Tickets”

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 15:55:30 +0000

I have seen some pretty crazy, disgusting, and just unbelievable ads on Craigslist in my time, however I never saw anything quite like this before. This man decided to post an ad on CraigsList offering to trade his left testicle for one Super Bowl XLIV ticket. I gotta admit the ad is funny. I wonder if he really would trade his ball for the opportunity to watch ball for 3 hours in Miami. Here is a copy of the actual ad:

Will this Guy Get any traders?

Wow! What a Terrible Idea – Dress as a Zebra in Africa

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:23:34 +0000

I gotta see I have seen some pretty stupid things done by some pretty stupid people, however this has to be one of the worse ideas I have seen in my life. It looks like 2 idiots decided to dress up as a zebra and go running around in the Sahara. Not exactly a smart move when Lions approach. Take a loo:

Terrible Idea, But funny?

New Pomegranate Phone / Web Browser / Coffee Maker in One!

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:11:02 +0000

Ok, so this morning I was browsing around the internet and came across a revolutionary new cellular phone. It’s called the Pomegranate, and not only is it a phone, mp3 player, GPS device, internet browser, projector, global voice translator and camera, but it also controls just about everything else possible. On top of this, it’s even a portable coffee maker!! Unbelievable I thought, as I started to wonder which companies were going to carry it, and who made it. Then I clicked on “Release Date” and it took me to an ad for Nova Scotia. The whole phone is fake….. too bad. I was just about to buy one.

It does it all..... but it doesn't

You can see the ad for it at: http://www.pomegranatephone.com/

Funny Comic: “I brought you presents, murder presents”

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:46:41 +0000

If you are a cat owner and you let your cat go outside once in a while, then you will understand this comic a little too well. If a cat catches a little rodent, the first thing he wants to do is show it off to his owner. Little does he realize that he just murdered another living creature. He thinks he did a good deed. This picture shows exactly what I’m referring to.

Meow! Thanks to LeftHandedToons.com

Haiti: Most Inspiring EarthQuake Picture Ever

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:14:03 +0000

In the last eight or nine days we have seen some pretty terrible, depressing pictures and videos out of Haiti after the 7.0 Earthquake last week. I thought I’d share with you what is probably one of the most Inspiring and downright best pictures I have seen in a very long time. It is of an 8 year old Haitian boy who was rescued after over 7 days of being trapped in rumble. The boy’s name is Kiki, and he is clearly excited to be free.

8 Year Old Kiki is rescued in Haiti

Video: How Stonehenge was Built

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:03:47 +0000

So much for the theory that aliens from outer space came down to build Stonehenge in 2400-2200 BC. I really liked that theory a lot. However a video posted by a “professional mover of heavy objects” shows that it’s very possible to move almost anything with very little man power and no modern machinery. Check out the video below. It’s truly amazing what a few pieces of wood and a couple stones can do with the help of one middle-aged man.

And a few minutes later, he could have something like this (ok maybe not just a few minutes, but you get the point).