Jun 17 2008

What is Anti Monkey Butt Powder ?

Category: Uncategorizedadmin @ 6:25 pm

When I first heard this term while at the local Rite-aid while buying some cold medicine for my 3 year old son, I though. “Anti monkey butt powder, this is a joke right?” Well guess what it was no joke when a 50 year old biker looking guy next to me asked the manager of the store if they had this anti monkey butt powder.
butt powder

So what is this Powder all about? It’s for motorcyclers. When you are driving on a motorcycle for hundreds of miles, at a time, your butt gets sweaty and irritated from all the constant rubbing. This can be extremely painful from what I am told. The Anti Monkey Butt Powder will absorb the sweat leaving your butt nice and dry and unirritated. The following is directly from the bottle fof this uniquely named product:
“Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation.

Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing.”

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