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Oh Man, I almost choked when I read this letter. I gotta say I feel for this guy

Here is the full text of the letter in case you can’t read it above:

Betti,
I can’t take this crap any longer. Im Gone! The funny thing is this has nothing to do with how horrible you were at sex, or even the fact that you smelled like a tuna fish factory in what you called your “kitty cat area”. Instead this is mainly because of your sickening resemblance to Hillary Clinton. How the hell would you expect even a porn star to get it up, even in pitch dark with Hillary in front of them?

Please stay away!
Chad

P.S. I did have herpes. If you get them, think of it as god punishing you for not only looking like Hillary, but being her biggest supporter!

P.S.S. The easiest way to kill yourself is by overdosing on Ambien.

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