10 of the Biggest Dorks On The Net
Here are 10 picture profiles we have found along with some of the information these people put into their profiles which go along wonderfully with the images.
This guys profile says that he likes “gettin with hot women” and also is “a bully at school who makes all the dorks run and hide” I would run too if I saw this freak.
I think this guy incorporated every meaning of the word “dork” into one pathetic picture.
Stop crying you baby! You profile says that you are a future marine….. ok
This Guys profile claims that he has an amazing sense of style, and that the ladies adore it. What do you think?
The profile for the guy on the right claims that he is a game player…… What game playing is that? Pull the purple headed snake?
This girl enjoys her job as a waitress, but doesn’t like the way guys look at her. She “knows what they want.” Whats that? for her to disappear?
This guy really is in the army. Thats the scary thing.
I don’t think I can ever eat McDonalds Fries ever again!
This guy claims he’s looking for a job, and has what it takes to be a Photographer. Who wants a half dead guy taking pictures of them?
This dude claims that he has been told several times he looks like Tom Cruise. I’m all for fudging the facts if you must, at least put a fake picture up as well!
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April 15th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Hilarious! Fantastic blog!
April 15th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Very funny…but very scary as well.
April 18th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
That makes me a sad panda. Especially the guy with the beads in his faded green hair. I’m a girl, but even I stopped doing that when I was 11. Geez!
May 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
wow these are so sad that i can’t stop laughing!