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Yesterday I got the following Myspace message. My profile clearly states I am straight and there is nothing at all alluding to me having even the smallest amount of gayness in me:

hey can i just suck ur cock sometime?….. i will give u the best bj u ever got and u dont have to touch me or do anything in return…. all my clothes stay on….. i just swallow then leave …. no one ever knows and i wont bother u ever again ……… Im 22 and in Naples and can send a pic of me getting fucked if you are interested

My reply:

Hell no! First of all, how are you going to give me “the best BJ ever” without me touching you? I assume your grotesque lips will be on my dick. Second of all unless you have some kind of mind altering drug, there will be atleast two people that know this distgusting act had occured. You, and Me. Third of all, what part of the word “straight” in my profile makes you beleive I want to a) see a picture of you with another guys penis inserted into your pooper, or B) participate in gay sex with you?

How about I make you a proposition instead. You find the hottest GIRL you possibly can, for starters about 5’4″ and 110 pounds, blonde hair, blue eyes. She gives me the best BJ ever, and I’ll think about letting you watch from at least 20 feet away in exchange for $1000.00.

Deal?

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Oh Man, I almost choked when I read this letter. I gotta say I feel for this guy

Here is the full text of the letter in case you can’t read it above:

Betti,
I can’t take this crap any longer. Im Gone! The funny thing is this has nothing to do with how horrible you were at sex, or even the fact that you smelled like a tuna fish factory in what you called your “kitty cat area”. Instead this is mainly because of your sickening resemblance to Hillary Clinton. How the hell would you expect even a porn star to get it up, even in pitch dark with Hillary in front of them?

Please stay away!
Chad

P.S. I did have herpes. If you get them, think of it as god punishing you for not only looking like Hillary, but being her biggest supporter!

P.S.S. The easiest way to kill yourself is by overdosing on Ambien.

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Remember our #1 White Gansta we featured a couple days ago. Well he’s fighting back, so we decided to take this a step further.

Lets check out his other pictures, and the little “club” he belongs to with some of his top Myspace friends. When This guy found out that he made the front page of Digg.com, he wrote the following, well thought out, blog post:

Ayo Digg.com dun FuCked wit da wRong G. aYo Its Me dat K, A to da DouBle Z n I cant help but V, some whiteyz Is tryin Ta diss me. Aight check it I wuZ showin off mah fame to some FYne Azz hunniez at mah crib, and I stumBle upon Dis here Digg.com site, man dis da nerdIezt fukIn a site a Brother could see. Mah BytchEz got turned on when I said watch How Big Papa Crunch handlez dem hataz. http://profilesblog.com/?p=4 http://digg.com/people/5_Myspace_Morons Dat B da site, i Iz callin all you neRdz who took part in makin this to step UP And DO SomEthin, dont be hidin behind some Digg.com, outta rename dat shit to nerdz.com. Hidin behind day keyboArds talkin shyt. But Ya SEe da nerDz from digs is just JealOuz dat I get mo Poon in OnE night den Dat entiRe populaTion COM-B-INED bitchEz. Da MyspAce nigGaz is gun invade dis site, you CrackZ got somEthin to say hit up mah Voice CommenTz, o some shyt. CheCk Yoself befo u WRecK yoself. PaYCE

Now, if this wasn’t pathetic enough, we did some research into this guy. He actually believes hes black. Here are a couple more pictures of him:
It gets even better. He has a whole posse of gansta friends on myspace, Check them out, these are actually his friends:



Better Yet one of them made the following poster for their “Myspace Niggaz” Gang:

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I’m not too sure what just happened here, but whatever it was it could not have been pretty.

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This post really makes you realize how lucky you are. Here are 7 deformities that are simply indescribable by words, and very sad.

This 2 faced baby will not have surgery. The Hindu community worships her as the reincarnation of the Hindu god, Lord Ganesha.

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This 2 year old is not a Spider, although she has 8 limbs. 4 arms and 4 legs. Lakshmi was born joined to a “parasitic twin” and absorbed the undeveloped fetus’ limbs, kidneys and organs when it failed to fully develop still inside the mothers womb. The Hindu’s believe she is the reincarnation of the Hindu Goddess Vishnu.

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This guy has an extra set of testicles attached to his right ear. No not really, its just a deformity.

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This 15 Year old girl is under 2 feet tall. She has a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia. Now fully grown, she weighs just 11 lb.

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This Vietnamese child, looks like a Conehead, but unfortionately is the victim of Americas careless use of Agent Orange in the Vietnam war.

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These 4 African siblings have an unknown foot deformity that gives them lobster claws instead of feet

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This is some sort of lip deformity. We were unable to figure out the actual cause

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We just did a follow up. Feel free to digg this new post:
http://profilesblog.com/?p=7

Money, We all Want it, But those who Have it sure as heck don’t Photograph themselves standing in the mirror holding a couple hundred bucks with the caption “ima rich azz nigga”:


Here are todays Money hungry Profile Gansta’s:

This dude with a high school education, claims to make $250,000 a year. Pretty impressive for someone who wrote the following blog entry about Barrack Obama:
“I iz guna b votN repUblikaN dis elektion cUz obaMa b uh fraUd. dat dur neRd b uH wanNba OG GanGsTa, he nahT no waT eet B lyke awn da streeTz lYke mi n mI BOiz duz. He b Uh ImposTa n b Uh disGraCe 2 uz blaK peePz evreewhur”

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23 years old – Income over $250,000
“IM 23 YEARS OLD I LIKE CHILLIN GOING 2 THE CLUB N SHIT N IM A EASY GOING ASS NIGGA IF U DONT GET MY TIMING WRONG I GOT A GOOD JOB I WORK FOR THE CITY OF BOYNTON IM ASS REAL AS IT GOING TO GET!!!!!GET AT ME!!!!!”

Wow, who knew that the city of Fort Lauderdale offered college dropouts $250,000 a year job. Must be the Size XXXXXL shirt he’s wearing.

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Should be proud of himself. 19 Year old High school dropout with a gun and $380 in his hand. He brags about being crack dealer at 19!
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Caption under this Picture “GET CHA CA$H UP NIGGA”- CAUSE BITCH WE EATIN”
This guy 22 Year old, with no college education claims to make $250,000 a year. Learn to talk first!

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Wow about $350 in your hands, thats impressive. Graduated HS 8 months ago and already making over $250,000 per year. Come on man, if you are making $250,000 a yeah I would expect at least a few hundreds in there, or maybe a gold chain or something.

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