Today we found out that shock jock radio host Howard Stern plans to host his very own Beauty Pageant on his radio show with Sirius-XM. It’s won’t be just any old normal Pageant. This one will feature at least 4 of Tiger Woods reported Mistress’s. In what many people are calling a disgrace of an idea, Stern surely will garner the attention he wants just as his $500 million contract with Sirius-XM is about to expire.
We have not heard which of the 4 from the 13 Wood’s sex partners have agreed to the pageant, however we do know that at least 4 will participate. Stern, on his show stated that he needs at least 3 of the women to agree to the pageant which will feature a swimsuit contest, a personality contest, and more. Today he let us know that he got more than the required 3 women to agree, thus on March 10th, he will host the pageant on his live radio show.
The prize money for Stern’s pageant will be supplied by AshleyMadison.com, a “discreet dating service” company. The site, which has 4.5 million users, advertises itself with the slogan “Life is Short, Have an Affair.”
I don’t know which one is funnier. This one or the Brett Favre Hyundai Commercial. Another great commercial that is airing during this years Super Bowl.
So are you one of those people that think that the universe revolves around the Earth? Well maybe you should check out this chart to see how small we really are.
Here is something I found written by an unknown author on google docs. Its a very serious matter!
We’re in trouble…
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
I have seen some pretty crazy, disgusting, and just unbelievable ads on Craigslist in my time, however I never saw anything quite like this before. This man decided to post an ad on CraigsList offering to trade his left testicle for one Super Bowl XLIV ticket. I gotta admit the ad is funny. I wonder if he really would trade his ball for the opportunity to watch ball for 3 hours in Miami. Here is a copy of the actual ad:
I gotta see I have seen some pretty stupid things done by some pretty stupid people, however this has to be one of the worse ideas I have seen in my life. It looks like 2 idiots decided to dress up as a zebra and go running around in the Sahara. Not exactly a smart move when Lions approach. Take a loo:
Ok, so this morning I was browsing around the internet and came across a revolutionary new cellular phone. It’s called the Pomegranate, and not only is it a phone, mp3 player, GPS device, internet browser, projector, global voice translator and camera, but it also controls just about everything else possible. On top of this, it’s even a portable coffee maker!! Unbelievable I thought, as I started to wonder which companies were going to carry it, and who made it. Then I clicked on “Release Date” and it took me to an ad for Nova Scotia. The whole phone is fake….. too bad. I was just about to buy one.
If you are a cat owner and you let your cat go outside once in a while, then you will understand this comic a little too well. If a cat catches a little rodent, the first thing he wants to do is show it off to his owner. Little does he realize that he just murdered another living creature. He thinks he did a good deed. This picture shows exactly what I’m referring to.
In the last eight or nine days we have seen some pretty terrible, depressing pictures and videos out of Haiti after the 7.0 Earthquake last week. I thought I’d share with you what is probably one of the most Inspiring and downright best pictures I have seen in a very long time. It is of an 8 year old Haitian boy who was rescued after over 7 days of being trapped in rumble. The boy’s name is Kiki, and he is clearly excited to be free.
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